July 1996's Rat of the Month

Name: Joey (AKA Fatwats Joe)
Birthdate: April 16, 1994
Weight: 1 pound and 7 ounces!
Companions: Ruby Cook
Turn Ons: Yogurt drops, scratches on demand, and terrorizing rattie housemates, Buster and Johnny B. Agouti.
Turn offs: Any act beyond my realm of desire.
Favorite Food: Angel Hair pasta with Pesto and Pine Nuts.
Ambition: To buff up enough to win in the RMCA Largest Rat category.

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